An Introduction by Skipper Bettersense

Your attention please.
The following blog is nothing more than a collection of offensive smut and humourless trash. The material in this blog is vile and very inappropriate. On behalf of my crew, I sincerely apologize for the behavior of my ship's cat.
Clarence, otherwise known as Cap'n Pussy. He should really know better.  The following blog is intended for adult readers only. View discretion is strongly advised.

        With our sincere apologies to those of the faint at heart,
                       Skipper Norm Bettersense.

                       

       

       

Sin Number One

Gluttony  

Oh no, Cap'n Pussy! Not again!!!

 

 

 

Sin Number Two

Greed 

Once again Cap'n Pussy refuses to share any of his cat treats. Naughty Pussy!

 

Sin Number Three

Lust

Just another normal Friday night for Cap'n Pussy. What?

 

Sin Number Four

Envy

Sometimes Cap'n Pussy just can't help but feel merely average.

 

Sin Number Five

 Pride

Mirror, Mirror on the wall whose the most handsome Pussy of all?

 

 

Sin Number Six

 Wrath

Cap'n Pussy enraged by a photo-bomber.

 

 

Sin Number Seven

Sloth 

Cap'n Pussy napping atop a lawnmower.

 

Introductions

Ready or not here he comes.